Faulty Clone

Stupid biology.

Spent several days planetside and in station, then had to jump into my Prowler for a short trip to Jita. Came back, tried to leave the egg, passed out and when I came back to my senses I see the ship again! Doctor says something about my lungs and some implant abuse. Looks more like someone from medical personnel had some booze abuse. That was my first flight after the latest clone upgrade!

Doctor says they're going to fix that ASAP. Until that time I'm locked in the pod. It's finely tuned to my DNA and it's cheaper than renting out a medical wetbed.

Not that I'm complaining, I'm fine here in the metal body. But I'm already missing the ability to physically reach those medical people. In a potentially harmful way.

Is seducing a girl considered harmful these days? What if she's Civire?

Old Base, New Style

It's that time of the year – another brain rewiring. Logic and wits this time. Again. Should be helpful in poker games.

Yes, I'm still playing those. 100 millions lost so far. 98 actually but those other 2 won't last for too long.

I'm still feeling wealthy and I've even bought me the suit I liked. No need to advertise the discount I got. Also got me neat boots. They are good indeed – I no longer feel the urge to take off my shoes when watching news.

These things – poker and apparel – still require some source of isk. Using my new brain powers I've decided to optimize my gas extraction colony on Penirgman V. Studying advanced planetology this very moment. Not as horrible as I imagined, really.

Next step – polish those astrometrics skills and set sails to low-populated areas.


And yep, I'm back to Amarr space. It's some kind of reconstruction here, I've seen lots of gold plating and some religious statues around. I hope I won't have to move to one of those monk cells.

Programming for Free, Spending ISK for Fun

First thing was to avoid the problem I encountered last time and add some kind of a warning system for training queue expiration. The result is here.

The next thing was to aid my Duvolle colleagues with their programming project. Some stuff about security certificates and secure connections but it doesn't really matter. What is important is that they had no design when they implemented their framework and they needed a brain to fix the stuff. That was quite an interesting challenge itself. At some point it wasn't even related to programming and looked more like math and geometry and topology and even philosophy. The result was a document and then it took some more time to actually implement the code. Now the next part is to prove that theory is right and do it in a set of small comprehensible steps. Why not, I'm liking it, really.


So far these things give me no cash. As I sit on my billions spending nothing I can afford me some charity if it is fun. But any activity where you can win or lose money is more fun. That's what I was told by those lab slackers. Who introduced me to poker. Then I found a place where capsuleers play poker spending millions if not billions of ISK.

Lost 55 millions ISK so far. Not going to stop.

Other news: I'm nearing the end of Social Skills training and next one will be probably programming. I'm liking that, really.

Also I'm thinking of getting me the 'Esquire' coat. It does look good on me.

The Dark Side of Gallente Education

Ow.. My head.

Well, that trading stuff study took a little bit longer then expected but it was finally done. Of course I didn't want to waste the time though I immediately started learning the planetary and social stuff and moved for a while to Ainaille where Duvolle Labs research center is located. Sitaleere Beene is my agent here and is quite a nice guy even if he's gay. Hey, we're in Gallente Federation now and everyone has rights to be gay!

Anyway I was learning planetary stuff and helping him a bit with research until one day I mentioned getting the Business Tycoon Elite level certificate (guess that was around time when I mentioned the Improved level Colony Management certificate). And that was a mistake from me.

Consider a lab full of Gallente personnel willing to celebrate just anything and here's me with my Elite level certificate. And I'm a capsuleer. And rather friendly one. And having a couple billions isk... Gotta count how much days that party lasted.

In the end it's me passing out without noticing the warning about expiring skill queue. The how-s-that-thing-for-skill-training-called was idle for about 7 hours. Not good.

On a totally unrelated note I got rid of my facial hair.

You'd expect a picture of a partying girl here. And that's me contradicting your expectations.

Back to Gallente Roots

Living in Bourynes decided to check the latest capsuleer crash course and refresh all that knowledge myself. So I took a break from Advanced Trade classes and headed to Trossere where playgrounds for rookies are currently located.

All those courses and trainings took just a few hours. First using Velator for a bit, then Navitas, then switched to Atron and it wasn't that bad. Tristan on the other hand is a bit too slow after all those minnie ships.

As for rewards – a crapton of books, some modules which I reprocessed to minerals and two Iterons. Mark I. Not anywhere near the size of cargo I had to haul.

So I looked at the map and hey, it's Scolluzer nearby. The nearly abandoned WWES office. And there I found a better ship – Iteron Mark III. Now that's closer.

And only when piloting that itty I realized that that's my first time piloting Iteron ever at all. Yeah, gallente enterpreneur and never been in Iteron. The answer is I switched to minne ships that early. Used Hoarder, then Mammoth, then my forever beloved Prowler...

I got about a week more Trade studies – finishing up Corporation Contracting classes – then it's social stuff. And maybe I'll fly around in gallente ships more. There's a dozen of Incursuses stationed in Scolluzer. Nice.

Sidenote: It is possible to get from Trossere to Penirgman and back in under 40 minutes. All you need is pimped up Claw. And resolve to stand the vertigo. Note to self: I should not do that again. Ever.

Humanity Sciences

Reporting in from Bourynes.

Living in Amarr space I nearly forgot how .... liberal gallente female students tend to be.

Not just female actually, but I'm trying to ignore others.

Science vs Monsters

It's all about certifications actually.

Getting all the social data uploaded into my brain won't really help me in my life. Getting a certificate showing that I do have all those databases uploaded on the other hand ... nope, won't help as well per se. Still the fact that I'll be entitled by University of Caille creates a warm fuzzy feeling.

Remote education has its limits. I'll have to travel to Gallente space in near future. Not that I'm tied to my current location at all.

On the other hand we have those recent Sansha appearances. I mean capsuleers. SYNE alerts about those events are the only things that blinked on my commpad in the last days. Maybe I could go and try my best to help fighting those monsters.

Guess no.

My Dragonfly is ready to launch and course is set to Bourynes. Writing these lines and off.

Ah, wait, a mandatory sexy girl.